Hot Time

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Whew, it's hot. Too hot for the normal topics, so courtesy of Bob Byers, a list of ways you know you're in Texas during Summer:

[] The trees are whistling for the dogs to come on over

[] The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground

[] The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance

[] Hot water now comes out of both taps

[] You learn that a sealt-belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron

[] If the temperature drops below 95, you feel like you need to go put a sweater on

[] You discover it only takes 2 fingers to steer the steering wheel

[] You notice that asphalt has a liquid state.