Why the Wife Does All The Cooking

Back in 2007, my wife was tired and did not want to cook a big turkey dinner for Thanksgiving.

“No problem,” I said. “I’ve got it covered.”




Well, on the plus side it was the talk of the neighborhood for quite a while.








[ disclaimer - the above-mentioned event never actually happened, but my wife assures me that if I were to actually try making Thanksgiving dinner on my own, it would ]