“No problem,” I said. “I’ve got it covered.”
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Well, on the plus side it was the talk of the neighborhood for quite a while.
[ disclaimer - the above-mentioned event never actually happened, but my wife assures me that if I were to actually try making Thanksgiving dinner on my own, it would ]