"So, What do we have here?"
"It's pretty ugly. Witnesses say this guy came in and tried to start up a fight he couldn't win, got fed his own teeth."
"Toxicology?"
"High levels of Botox, tomato paste, and escargot-"
"Snails?"
"Yeah. Anyway, we also found indications of premature dementia,"
"Really?"
"Yeah, this guy thought he could be President or something."
"Hmm, I thought I remembered something about a debate tonight"
"This was it. Looks like it lasted halfway into the first question, before his facts ran out"
"He was low on facts?"
"And maturity. This guy wasn't ready for anything that wasn't handed to him by a hired staff"
"And he didn't have that tonight?"
"Not even close"
No comments:
Post a Comment